雙語幽默漫畫之：萬事俱備，老頑童與螺絲刀
雙語幽默漫畫，話說老太太的眼鏡的螺絲掉了，老大爺用創可貼給黏住修好，前者表示這也太寒磣了，所以大爺特地去買了個工具回來，萬事俱備，不過，差了最重要的----人哪。
i bought a repair kit to fix your glasses.
我買了套工具回來，限制就給你修眼鏡
oh, good.
嗯，好的。
it comes with tiny little screws and a tiny little screwdriver.
瞅瞅，麻雀雖小五臟俱全。這小盒里啥型號的小螺絲小改錐都有。
great. i guess that's everything we need then.
好極了，萬事俱備，我很快就能看清東西啦。
not exactly.
額，還差一點....
now we need somebody with good enough eyes to see the tiny little screws.
再找個眼神兒好的，幫我把要的螺絲挑出來放到螺絲孔里就行了。
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