你想要什么樣的老婆？
Santa:Wwhat kind of wife do you want?
Pappu:Exactly like the moon:one which appears at night and disappears in the morning!
圣誕老人：你想要什么樣的老婆？
帕普：像月亮那樣的，晚上出來白天消失。
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