我明白咱們為什么有這么大分歧了

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Goethe was once strolling on a narrow path in a park in Weimar. As luck would have it, he met with a critic who was hostile to him.

Both of them stopped, staring at each other.

Then the critic said, "I'll never make way for a fool."

"Oh, I know why we are so different, because I will." with that Goethe retreated aside.

歌德有回在魏瑪一所公園的小路上散步，說巧不巧，正碰上一位對他有敵意的評論家。
兩人都收住腳，相互對視著。
最后評論家說：“我從不會給傻子讓道兒。”
“噢，我明白咱們為什么有這么大分歧了，因為我會給讓。”說著歌德閃在了道旁。

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