雙語 笑話亞洲十大笨賊，笨到受害人都憤怒了④
Ningbo, China: Persistent burglar hides under bed for two days.
中國寧波：笨賊毅力驚人、藏于床下兩天！
Burglar Li is not one to give up easily. He snuck into a woman’s apartment and found nothing of value. So he hid under her bed for two days, surviving on the sole apple in her fridge, until she returned. Li waited until she was asleep, stole her cell and money, and was promptly arrested.
李姓竊賊可不是那種輕易放棄的人。他溜進一間女子的公寓、發現沒什么值錢東西。于是他躲藏在房間的床底、靠冰箱里一個蘋果撐整整兩天。直到主人歸來，他才從床底爬出，偷了主人隨身帶的手機和現金。不過緊跟著就被抓住了。.
小編：有如此毅力，背GRE考研究生、你干什么不好、非得干這個？
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