趣味英語(yǔ)：余怒不息的前老板
“About four hours，” was the quickly reply.
“Why，he told us he’d been there a long time，” said the caller.
“Oh，yes，” answered the ex-employer，“He’s been here two years.”
一家公司的人事部門正在核查一份求職函的真實(shí)性，工作人員找到了函中提到的舊雇主，并問(wèn)他：“這個(gè)人為你工作了多久？”
舊雇主馬上回答：“大約四個(gè)鐘頭。”
工作人員有些吃驚，“什么？他說(shuō)在你這里好久的。”
舊雇主說(shuō)：“哼，不錯(cuò)，他在這里呆了整整兩年。”
——摘自《新新英語(yǔ)——英語(yǔ)其實(shí)很有趣》
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