Idiots Joke(61)

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　　Three drunkards were walking down the street when they came upon a pile of manure where they stopped. The first drunkard，upon observation of the manure said to the other two，“Looks like it……”the second，bending over it and sniffing，said to the other two，“smells like it……”the third，sticking his finger in it，said，“feels like it”。“Good thing we didn‘t step in it”，they all agreed as they turned and walked away.

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