趣味圖片英語笑話:date 約會(雙語)
give me 50 bucks,or i'll tell my mom you showed me your penis...
給我50元,否則我告訴媽媽你給我看了你的“小弟弟”
the reason why you shouldn't date single moms
這就是你不應該與單身媽媽約會的原因
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