外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹291：我是司機(中英)
The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on，the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.
一輛公共汽車已經相當擁擠，還有一個人想擠進來，乘客不讓他上去。
"It’s too crowded,” they shouted. "What do you think you are?"
“太擠了。”他們喊道:“你以為你是誰?”
"I'm the driver,” he said.
“我是司機。”他回答說。
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