知行哈哈糖英語笑話之生活篇34：Lasting Marriage 維持婚姻的秘訣（中英+）
Some people ask the secret of Anthony's long marriage.
有人問Anthony擁有長久的婚姻的秘訣。
They take time to go to a restaurant two times a week:
秘訣是：他們每周去兩次餐廳：
a little candlelight dinner, soft music, and a slow walk home.
聽著輕柔的音樂吃一頓燭光晚餐，然后漫步回家。
The Mrs. goes Tuesdays; He goes Fridays.
不過Anthony太太是周二去，而Anthony是周五去。
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