英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：No more eye-doctor 不必再看眼科醫(yī)生了（中英雙語）
47.No more eye-doctor
47.不必再看眼科醫(yī)生了
It had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. The more she nagged , the more I procrastinated. Finally，she made an appointment for me.
我己經(jīng)很多年沒做眼睛檢查了。我妻子總是催我去掛個號。她越是督我，我越是耽擱不去。最后，她替我掛了個號。
The day before I was to see the doctor，I was in an affectionate mood. After kissing and hugging her, I told her she really looked. good to me.,
在我去見醫(yī)生的前一天，我的情緒特別好。我對妻于又是親又是抱，還說她是我眼里最漂亮的女人.
"That does it,”she said.“I'm canceling your appointment."
她說:“這回眼睛沒問題了，那我現(xiàn)在就去把號退了。”
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