有個(gè)出了名的小氣鬼總算想請一次客了
The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party, but his friend doesn’t know where he lives. Explaining to him how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
"Why use my elbow and foot?"
"Well, in my image,” was the reply, "Your hand is full, aren’t you?”
有個(gè)出了名的小氣鬼總算想請一次客了，可他朋友不知他住哪兒。他跟朋友解釋怎么找到他住所時(shí)，說：“到了5M后，就用胳膊肘摁門鈴，門一開，就用腳推門。”
“我為嗎要用胳膊肘和腳哇？”
“那啥，我琢磨著，”他回答說，“你手里全滿了，對(duì)不？”
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