英語笑話：要只活的？
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
Customer: Waiter, there‘s a dead fly in my soup.
Waiter: What do you expect for $1—a live one?
顧客：服務員，我的湯里有只死蒼蠅。
服務員：你一美元還想要什么——要只活的？
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