英語笑話：不是算命的
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
Customer: Waiter, what‘s the meaning of this fly in my soup?
Waiter: I wouldn‘t know, Sir. I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
顧客：服務員，我湯里的這只蒼蠅意味著什么？
服務員：我不知道，先生，我是服務員，不是算命的。
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