英語笑話：把你的錢包給我
導語：笑話讓人快樂^_^中西方人的笑點不一樣，也許你覺得捧腹大笑的笑話，老外也許還納悶中：“很好笑嗎？”老外笑的掉淚的笑話，我們也許覺得“好冷”。歸根到底就是中西文化的不同，所以呢，看笑話也能學到知識喲(*^__^*)……下面就隨英語笑話小編一起來欣賞這則英語笑話吧(*^__^*) ……
How much English can you speak?
"Your Honor, I want to bring to your attention how unfair it is for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in New York City a week ago and barely knew his way around. What's more, he only speaks a few words of English."
The judge looked at the defendant and asked, "How much English can you speak?"
The defendant looked up and said, "Give me your wallet!"
“法官先生，我的當事人被指控偷竊，這是多么不公正啊。他一周前才來到紐約，幾乎不認路。而且，他只會說幾個英語單詞。”
法官看了看被告，問道：“你會說多少英文？”
被告抬起頭，說：“把你的錢包給我！”
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