英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇流行趨勢3：數碼硯聽(雙語閱讀)
第四部分 流行趨勢
Unit 3 Digital Life 數碼硯聽
英語幽默笑話大全時尚生活篇3：數碼硯聽(雙語閱讀)
The tree is known by its fruit.
視其果，知其樹。
The sir hostess was in the small kitchen at the back of the aeroplane preparing the trays for lunch when a little old lady came and spoke to her.
空姐正在飛機后部的小廚房內準備午餐的托盤，一位小個子老太太走過來對她說。
A:Could you please tell me where the ladies' lavatory is in this plane?
請問你能告訴我飛機上的女衛生間在什么地方嗎?
B:Yes ,madam.It is right at the other end of the aeroplane at the front.
哦，夫人，就在飛機的那一頭—在前邊。
( The little old lady went too far. She walked all the way to the front of the aeroplane, opened the door in front of her, and~the captain of the aeroplane and the other officers. They~all busy at their work and did not see her. She went out again , shut the door and returned to the air hostess.
小個子老太太走過了頭，她一直朝飛機的前部走去了。拉開面前的門，看見機長和其他機務人員。他們都忙于自己的工作，沒有看見她。她又走了出來，關上門，回到空姐那里。)
A:Oh, didn't you find it, madam?
噢，你沒有找到衛生間，夫人?
B:YeaI did. But there four men in the ladies' lavatory watching television.
我找到了，但是衛生間那兒有四個男人在看電視。
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