我到底干嗎要請這幫人吃飯哪？
At the table, the hostess turned to their six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?"
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear Mommy say," the wife answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?"
在餐桌上，女主人對著她六歲的女兒說：“你來做餐前禱告好嗎？”
“我不知該說什么。”小姑娘回答。
“就說你聽媽媽說過的話。”媽媽說。
女兒低頭說道：“上帝呀，我到底干嗎要請這幫人吃飯哪？”
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