美國五大最搞怪的節日
Chandler, Arizona
At this annual bash celebrating the southern Arizona tradition of ostrich ranching, revelers can cheer on their preferred bird during a 50-minute ostrich race and then down an ostrich burger—presumably one not made of the losers.
鴕鳥節
在亞利桑那州舉行
一年一度的美國亞利桑那州南部的鴕鳥狂歡節上，狂歡者可以在限時50分鐘的鴕鳥賽跑中為他們寵物加油，并得到一個鴕鳥漢堡——不過那可不是用輸掉比賽的鴕鳥肉做成的。
------------------------------------------------
World Championship Punkin Chunkin,
Bridgeville，Delaware
How far can you chunk a pumpkin? Each November, competitors in this contest use catapults, centrifugal spinners, and other homemade contraptions to launch an eight- to ten-pound pumpkin as far as mechanically possible. The record: 4,483.51 feet
扔南瓜世界錦標賽
在特拉華州的布里奇維爾舉辦
你能把一個南瓜扔多遠呢？每年的11月份，參賽者都會用一些自制的工具，比如大彈弓滑輪等把重達8磅到10磅的南瓜盡可能地向遠處拋。目前的最佳紀錄是4,483.51英尺。
------------------------------------------------
Kinetic Sculpture Race
Baltimore, Maryland
Is it art—or transportation? Both, it turns out, when human-powered sculptures cross sea, mud, and sand in an eight-hour, 15-mile race along the city’s Inner Harbor each May. Past award winners have included two Elvis impersonators in a car nicknamed Hunk a Hunk of Burnin’ Junk.
動感雕塑大賽
在馬里蘭州的巴爾的摩舉行
那是個藝術品還是個交通工具呢？答案：都是。每年5月參賽者要沿著市內海灣大約15英里的距離，用人力打造的工具在8小時內穿越海洋，泥地和沙地。上屆獲勝者是兩位貓王的模仿者，他們駕駛一輛由廢舊物品組裝的名叫“帥哥”的小汽車奪冠。
------------------------------------------------
Sputnikfest
Manitowoc, Wisconsin
In September 1962, a chunk of glowing debris from Sputnik 4—one of the first Earth-orbiting satellites, launched by the Soviet Union—fell from the sky onto a street in downtown Manitowoc. The Russians reclaimed the piece, but the town hosts an annual festival to commemorate its arrival. Highlights: a Miss Space Debris contest—costumes made out of aluminum foil are common—and an Artta This World art fair.
人造衛星節
在威斯康星州的馬尼托沃克舉行
1962年9月，人造衛星4號的殘骸從太空墜落到馬尼托沃克的街道上，這個衛星是前蘇聯發射的第一批人造地球衛星中的一個。雖然后來俄國人要回了殘骸，但是這個小鎮每年都要紀念一下這顆衛星的造訪。注意！這不僅是為紀念一顆隕落衛星的競賽，因為參賽者要身著由鋁箔做成的服裝，更是一場世界藝術盛宴。
---------------------------------------------
Frozen Dead Guy Days
Nederland, Colorado
When Grandpa Bredo Morstoel died in 1989, his cryogenically minded family packed him in dry ice and placed him in a shed to await a cure for death. This annual March party honors him with a hearse parade, kid coffin races, and frozen turkey bowling.
冰封死人節
在科羅拉多州的尼德蘭小鎮舉行
當格蘭德.布雷多的爺爺在1989去世時，其崇尚低溫生活的家人(編者按：布雷多家族來自挪威)把他用干冰包裹起來安置在棚屋里，期待未來的某一天出現起死回生的方法。為表示尊敬，在每年三月舉行的派對上都會出現靈車游行，嬰兒棺材賽跑和冷凍火雞保齡球比賽等活動。
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/98048.html
相關文章
-
英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：It’s a reminder 只是提醒而已!（中英雙語）
156. It's a reminder156.只是提醒而已!Trying to cut down on expenses，I decided to bring a sack lunch towork. Unfortunately, I kept forgetting my sandwiches in my morni...
2018-11-03 英語笑話 -
趣味圖片英語笑話：what are we doing here? 我們在這里做什么（雙語）
You know, what are we doing here? It seems rather destructive,actually...你知道,我們在這里做什么?它似乎不是破壞性的,其實……更多 英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事 相關文章和資...
2018-11-06 英語笑話 -
我馬上要實現今生的愿望了.
In the traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light. She explained...
2018-11-28 英語笑話 -
初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話05：孩子的祈禱（中英）
5.Children's Prayer孩子的祈禱Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents' house. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayer...
2018-11-07 英語笑話 -
英漢雙語笑話集錦3-bilingual joke collection third
One Engine Left A 747 was halfway across the Atlantic when the captain got on the loud speaker, "Attention, passengers. We have lost one of our engines, but we can certai...
2018-11-22 英語笑話 -
每日一笑：Put the peach back on the tree.(.78)
Put the peach back on the tree. Bob: I had a rough time this morning. The farmer caught me in one of his peach trees. Barbara: Gosh! What did you do? B...
2018-11-18 英語笑話 -
英漢幽默故事選讀【35】
My Roommate My roommate was interested in a young man in her English-literature class, but she was too shy to let him know. One day she overheard him say he was on his way to the library for a...
2019-01-06 英語笑話 -
可是你正踩著我的腳呀！
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot! 牙醫：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。病人：我知道，可...
2018-11-29 英語笑話 -
雙語笑話 At Auction Fair 拍賣會上
At auction spot, someone has lost a bag, in which has the vital document.The owner says, "Once who picked it up brings it to me, I will take out 200 dollars to remunerate re...
2018-11-26 英語笑話
