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端午節中英文搞笑祝福短信

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001 taking off your coat, you are so Bainen, in light of the Youxiang, Tianyi Tian again on a bite, my heart fly Cloud Nine, ah, I love dumplings!

001 脫去你的外衣,你是那樣白嫩,發著淡淡的幽香,舔一舔再咬上一口,我心飛上九霄云外,啊,粽子我的至愛!

002 of the dumplings is thoroughly into the sea, because your mind like the sea, like the broad, do not forget to vote in an own dumplings! I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

002 粽子該是透入大海的,因為你的胸懷像大海一樣的寬廣,別忘了給自己投一個粽子!祝端午節快樂!

 

 

003 Mom: I used to force you to eat dumplings. Today, Haier is not the mother who, by weaving a message sent to your virtual dumplings, Mr Laofulaomu world peace!

003 老媽:從前你會強迫我吃粽子.而今,孩兒不在母親身邊,用短信編織一個虛擬的粽子送給您,祈天下老父老母平安!

004 piece of good news: The Dragon Boat Festival the same day, the first two digits of the phone is 13 users can go to the free on-street stalls for dumplings, of course, prior to being applied and who runs the burn ointment to prevent the water pouring into.

004 喜訊:端午節當天,手機號頭兩位數字是13的用戶,可以到街邊小攤上免費領取粽子,當然,事先要抹上燙傷膏以防被攤主的開水潑到。

005 I originally bought dumplings to give you, and made a short message to you, but the thieves got your phone, dear, we jump with Jiang Zemin!

005 我原來是買了粽子要送你的,并且發了短消息給你,但小偷拿了你的手機,親愛的,我們一起跳江吧!

006 the day I pack dumplings in their own hands, we should see a good package, but I do not know for a long time what point package of meat into the good. Until I suddenly saw you, I decided to pack it into the points Zhu Tourou.

006 我那天在自己動手包粽子,眼看就要包好了,可是我找了半天也不知道包點什么肉進去的好。直到我突然看見了你,我決定就包點豬頭肉進去吧。

007 birthday, I will send you a cake; Mid-Autumn Festival time, I will send you a box of moon cakes, to the Dragon Boat Festival, I give you a glutinous rice, I hope you can kind of go on it, carefully protected, I wait for the harvest Bless it.

007 生日的時候,我會送你一個蛋糕;中秋的時候,我會送你一盒月餅,端午節來了,我送你一粒糯米,希望你把它種下去,用心呵護,等待收獲我的祝福吧。

008 Dragon Boat Festival comes, I give you a dumplings, friendship is the jacket, there is the blessing of the first, second is happiness, and the third layer is Xinxiangshicheng on the fourth floor of course, is that you write Qiantiao, fast Huanqian to me!

008 端午節來了,我送你一枚粽子,友情是外皮,里面第一層是祝福,第二層是幸福,第三層是心想事成,對了,第四層當然就是你寫的欠條,快還錢給我!

009 Members Doukua you-and eager to learn, learn what like what I remember the day you learn to sing Andy Lau, really like Ye. Dragon Boat Festival comes, I think you should give us imitate the Qu Yuan's suicide jump, how ?

009 大家都夸你敏而好學,學什么像什么,我記得那天你學劉德華唱歌,真的很像耶。端午節來了,我想你也應該給大家模仿一下屈原跳江自殺,如何?

010 hold high the red flag, flying out of deep willow Houzhu. Drum-Spring Thunder, broke straight back to Yanbo far. Huan sonic booms, the panic withdrawal million war gas. Jinbi floor of the West, the first to the title in the title. I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

010 紅旗高舉,飛出深深楊柳渚。鼓擊春雷,直破煙波遠遠回。歡聲震地,驚退萬人爭戰氣。金碧樓西,銜得錦標第一歸。祝端午節快樂!

011 Wanshuiqianshan "brown" is the situation, Qu Yuan said thank you, Dano look at the dragon boat fun, friendship maintain a distance.

011 萬水千山“棕”是情,屈原說聲謝謝您,端午齊齊看龍舟,友情維系無遠近。

012 dumplings incense, incense kitchen; Artemsia argyi incense, incense Full; peach sticks inserted in the door, looking out of a child, Mr Wong; Duanyang here, there Duanyang, everywhere Duanyang. Bless dear friend a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

012 粽子香,香廚房;艾葉香,香滿堂;桃枝插在大門上,出門一望麥兒黃;這兒端陽,那兒端陽,處處都端陽。祝福親愛的朋友端午節快樂!

013 I was metres Zongye you are, you layer a Guozhu, Xiangxiang sweet Nianzhu you, dumplings, the number of meters, how would you represent me, I remember the information, or dumplings Yesi you! Happy Dragon Boat Festival!

013 我是粽葉你是米,一層一層裹住你,香香甜甜粘住你,粽子里有多少米,代表我有多想你,記得給我發信息,不然粽子噎死你!端午節快樂!

014 dumplings delicious, but be careful; food processing, people vomiting see that this is the Qu Yuan was poisoned!

014 粽子好吃,但要小心;食品加工,讓人嘔吐;要看證明,屈原就是這樣被毒死的!

015 tips: the phone with Zongye wrap, Guo Lizhu on 60 minutes, cell phone batteries, continued ability to be extended twice, the signal enhancement, and call dumplings can smell the aroma.

015 秘訣:將手機用粽葉包好,放在鍋里煮60分鐘,手機電池續電能力將延長兩倍,信號增強,而且打電話時能聞到粽子香味。

016 long time ago, Qu Yuan, laid off after the invention of the dumplings, not only sold well, but also by the local ruffians and exploitation, disheartened finally went to the Guangdong jumped into the sea.

016 很久以前,屈原先生下崗后發明了粽子,可不但銷量不好,還要受地痞剝削,心灰意冷終于跑到廣東跳海了。

017 do not have words to express, only to have reality, I wish you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. ------ To my house to eat dumplings it:)

017 不用語言來表達、只用實際來擁有、祝你端午節快樂。------來我家吃粽子吧:)

018 Separation will have to spend, respectively, the more time the more intimate. I want to tell you, the Dragon Boat Festival In particular, I would like you to.

018 有分離就有相聚,分別得越久越是親昵。我想告訴你,這個端午節我特別想你。

019 moved to a hung your heart, a love of your blessing, a true feelings are waiting for your response. I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

019 一顆心遷掛著你,一份愛祝福著你,一份真感情在等待著你的回應。祝端午節快樂!

020 I would like to take you do not have been so open, you smell is so charming, your body is very uniform, Xiangyao you a good, really delicious dumplings.

020 我想就這么一直抱著你不放開,你的香氣是如此迷人,你的體態是多么均勻,好想咬你一口,粽子真好吃。

021 dumplings smell of incense, missing float the river, you and I separated a few hundred, in the Dragon Boat Festival is more strongly because I want to share with you a happy Dragon Boat Festival. I wish you a happy than I!

021 聞著粽子香,思念漂過江,你我相隔幾百里,在端午節的時候更加強烈,因為我想和你一起分享端午節的快樂。祝你總比我快樂!

022 Artemisia argyi high in front of dance, sickness, driving away evil gas, anti-Wudu, happily the Dragon Boat Festival. I wish a happy Dragon Boat Festival!

022 艾蒿高高門前舞,驅邪氣,防五毒,高高興興過端午。祝端午節快樂!

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