讓座
Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady."
"Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
"But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap."
讓座
小約翰告訴媽媽:“早上我和爸爸坐公車時,他讓我給一位女士讓座。”
“好,你做得對。”媽媽說。
“但是,媽媽,我那時正坐在爸爸的大腿上。”
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