從沒逮著過
從沒逮著過
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"
The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
有個求職者在填工作申請表時，碰到這個問題：“有否拘留史？”他填了“無”。
緊接著的一個問題是“為什么？”，這是為那些對前一個問題回答“有”的人預備的。
這位求職者稀里糊涂就填了：“從沒逮著過。”
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