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Classic humour stories(11)

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    How Did You Ever Get Here

    One winter morning, an employee explained why he had shown up for work 45 minutes late. "It was so slippery out that for every step I took ahead, I slipped back two."

    The boss eyed him suspiciously. "Oh, yeah? Then how did you ever get here?"

    "I finally gave up," he said, "and started for home."

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