那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事53：那是我兒子
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
That's my son
那是我兒子
lt's every airplane passenger's nightmaro-getting stuck near a crying baby.1 was manning the ticket counter at a busy airport when the sound of a crying infant filled the air. As the next passenger stepped up to the desk, he glanC8d at the tot and rolled his eyes. "Don‘t worry,"I said to him cheely. "Chances are that babY won't be on your flight."Head shaking,he grimly replied, ¨Oh,I bet he will. That's my son.¨
如果乘飛機(jī)的時(shí)候坐在啼哭的孩子附近，那簡直就是一場夢(mèng)。當(dāng)我在一個(gè)繁忙的機(jī)場頂班幫助檢票的時(shí)候，有一陣嬰兒的哭鬧聲傳過來。下一個(gè)乘客走到柜臺(tái)跟前，看了一眼小家伙，把眼睛轉(zhuǎn)過去。我安慰他說：“別擔(dān)心，很有可能這孩子不和你坐同一班飛機(jī)。”他搖搖頭，無可奈何地說：“他肯定要和我坐同一班飛杌。是 的兒子。”
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