那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事54：馬給兒子的信

閱讀 : 次

a letter to her son
馬給兒子的信

dear son,
親愛的兒子：

l'm writing this slow because i know you can*t read fast. we don't live where we did when you left. your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. won't be able to send you the address as the last family that lived here took the numbers with them for their new house ,so they wouldn't have to change their address. your sister had a baby this morning .i haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl. so don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. it only rained twice this week,three days the first time and four days the second time. lf you don't get this letter please let me know and l will send another one.
我在慢慢地給你寫信，因為我知道你看信看不快。我們已經不住在你走的時候那個地方了。你爸爸看報紙上說大多數交通事故都發生在離家20英里的距離內，所以我們就搬家了。我現在不能告訴你我們的地址，因為原來住在這里的那家把門牌號拿到他們的新家去了，這樣他們就不需要換地址了。今天早上你姐姐生了一個孩子。我還不知道是男孩還是女孩。所以也不知道你是當了阿姨還是舅舅。這個星期只下了兩次雨，第一次下了三天，第二次下了四天。如果你收不到這封信，請你告訴我。我再給你寫一封。
love, mum
愛你的媽媽

更多英語笑話英語小笑話英文笑話英語幽默小故事相關文章和資料，請繼續關注英語作文大全

本文標題：那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事54：馬給兒子的信 - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.hengchuai.cn/writing/humor/7002.html

上一篇：那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事53：那是我兒子下一篇：那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事55：盲人開車

英語小笑話：狗也知道這個諺語嗎？

The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It's all right," said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. Don't you know the proverb: Barking dogs don't bite?""Ah, yes,"...
2018-11-27 英語笑話
招聘智能人--雙語幽默漫畫

"We're looking for someone who's capable of seeing the big picture."我們招募能看清這幅圖片的人。更多英語笑話英語小笑話英文笑話英語幽默小故事相關文章和資料，請繼續關...
2018-10-30 英語笑話
每日一笑：(8.10)

昨日相關鍵連　　　　　　　Where Am I? 　　　 An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby,...
2018-11-18 英語笑話
Reason of Punishment 雙語笑話

Reason of Punishment One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, "Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."The mother e...
2018-11-26 英語笑話
基本原則

　　One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class， he said， "Now I kno...
2018-12-25 英語笑話
about proverb

the little boy did not like the look of the barking dog. "it's all right,"said a gentleman, "don't be afraid. don't you know the proverb:barking dogs don't bite?" "ah, yes,"...
2018-11-19 英語笑話
第27期雙語笑話加練習題一眼就看中

　　The girl found the go-between and said, "You cheated me ! One of his eyes is not true. Why didn't you tell me this before ?" 　　"I have told you. " said the go-betw...
2018-11-28 英語笑話
每日一笑(4.9)

The Same Duties A retired four-star general ran into his former orderly, also retired, in a Manhattan bar and spent the rest of the evening persuading him to come work for...
2018-11-19 英語笑話
到底誰在忙?

　　It was half-past eight in the morning. The telephone bell rang and Mary went to answer it.　　“Hullo, who's that:”she asked?　　“It's me――Peter.”　　Peter was a friend of Mary's eight-ye...
2019-01-07 英語笑話
Toady “馬屁精”與“癩蛤蟆”有關系

發現沒？toady（馬屁精）在構詞上蠻有意思。如果去掉詞綴-y，toad（y）就變成了“癩蛤蟆”，難道“溜須拍馬者”與“癩蛤蟆”之間有什么聯系？早在17世紀，英國人普遍認為癩蛤蟆劇毒無比，誰要吃了癩蛤蟆，那簡直是找死！當然，有了...
2019-01-06 英語笑話