那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事54：馬給兒子的信
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
a letter to her son
馬給兒子的信
dear son,
親愛的兒子：
l'm writing this slow because i know you can*t read fast. we don't live where we did when you left. your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved. won't be able to send you the address as the last family that lived here took the numbers with them for their new house ,so they wouldn't have to change their address. your sister had a baby this morning .i haven't found out whether it is a boy or a girl. so don't know if you are an aunt or uncle. it only rained twice this week,three days the first time and four days the second time. lf you don't get this letter please let me know and l will send another one.
我在慢慢地給你寫信，因為我知道你看信看不快。我們已經(jīng)不住在你走的時候那個地方了。你爸爸看報紙上說大多數(shù)交通事故都發(fā)生在離家20英里的距離內(nèi)，所以我們就搬家了。我現(xiàn)在不能告訴你我們的地址，因為原來住在這里的那家把門牌號拿到他們的新家去了，這樣他們就不需要換地址了。今天早上你姐姐生了一個孩子。我還不知道是男孩還是女孩。所以也不知道你是當(dāng)了阿姨還是舅舅。這個星期只下了兩次雨，第一次下了三天，第二次 下了四天。如果你收不到這封信，請你告訴我。我再給你寫一封。
love, mum
愛你的媽媽
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