爆笑英語幽默笑話精46:Full Marks滿分（英漢雙語笑話）
46. Full Marks
46.滿分
Natasha is a little Russian girl. One day her grandmother took her to town. They went shopping.In the street, they saw many buses and cars.
娜塔莎是一個俄國女孩，有一天奶奶帶她進城去買東西。在大街上她們看到許多公共汽車和小汽車。
Natasha stopped and asked her grandmother，“Do you know which bus is the best?”
娜塔莎停住問奶奶:“奶奶，您知道哪一輛車最好嗎?”
"Oh，I don’t know.”Her grandmother could not understand why she had asked such a question and,in turn,she asked her granddaughter，"Can you tell me which of them is the best?”
“啊，我不知道。”奶奶不明白她為什么要這樣問，就反過來問小孫女:“你能告訴我哪一輛最好嗎?”
"No.5 is the best one."
“5號最好。”
"why?”
“為什么?”
“Because it has got full marks-5!”
“因為它得了滿分—5分!”
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