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那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事5:那就更糟了

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那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事

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那就更糟了

Policeman:Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed Of your watch?
警察:有人搶你的手表時,你為什么不呼救呢?

Man: lf I had opened my mouth,they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
男子:要是我張口的話,他們就會發現我的四顆金牙。那就更糟了。 

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