Police Joke(19)
Policeman:“Did you get the license number of the car that knocked you down?”
Pedestrian:“No,but I know who it was. My mother-in-law!”
Policeman:“How can you be so certain?”
Pedestrian:“I‘d recognize that laugh anywhere!”
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