他總是試圖找到很好的球員
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enought to be accepted by the college.
One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I'd better ask him a few questions first."
Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn't know any of the answers.
At last the dean said, "Well, what's five times seven?"
The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."
The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."
杰克霍金斯是美國(guó)一所學(xué)院的橄欖球隊(duì)教練，他總是試圖找到很好的球員，但他們并不總是聰明的足以被大學(xué)錄取了。有一天，教練帶著一位優(yōu)秀的年輕球員去見(jiàn)院長(zhǎng)問(wèn)，學(xué)生可免試入學(xué)?！焙玫?，”院長(zhǎng)說(shuō)說(shuō)服之后，“我最好先問(wèn)問(wèn)他幾個(gè)問(wèn)題。”然后他轉(zhuǎn)向?qū)W生，問(wèn)他一些非常簡(jiǎn)單的問(wèn)題，但學(xué)生不知道任何答案。最后院長(zhǎng)說(shuō)，“嗯，什么五次七？”學(xué)生想了很久，然后回答說(shuō)，“三零六”。院長(zhǎng)攤開(kāi)雙手失望地看了看教練，可是教練認(rèn)真地說(shuō)，“噢，請(qǐng)讓他進(jìn)來(lái)，先生！他只錯(cuò)了兩個(gè)?！?/P>
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