他總是試圖找到很好的球員
Jack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren't always smart enought to be accepted by the college.
One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I'd better ask him a few questions first."
Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn't know any of the answers.
At last the dean said, "Well, what's five times seven?"
The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."
The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."
杰克霍金斯是美國一所學院的橄欖球隊教練，他總是試圖找到很好的球員，但他們并不總是聰明的足以被大學錄取了。有一天，教練帶著一位優秀的年輕球員去見院長問，學生可免試入學。”好的，”院長說說服之后，“我最好先問問他幾個問題。”然后他轉向學生，問他一些非常簡單的問題，但學生不知道任何答案。最后院長說，“嗯，什么五次七？”學生想了很久，然后回答說，“三零六”。院長攤開雙手失望地看了看教練，可是教練認真地說，“噢，請讓他進來，先生！他只錯了兩個。”
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