外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹215：借口(中英)
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on an interstate road for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80mph he suddenly saw a flashing red and blue light behind him. "There is no way they can catch a Mercedes,” he thought to him- self and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100, 110 and finally 120 with the lights still behind him.
一個人剛剛買了一輛奔馳車，準備到州與州之間的公路上來一個夜晚兜風。他來到了最高處，微風輕輕拂過了他的發梢，這個人想讓自己的愛車大顯身手一番。指針指到了80英里/小時，突然，他看到了身后有一個閃爍的紅藍燈，“他們根本就別想追上我的奔馳。”他心想，于是加足了馬力。指針指到90,100,110,最后到了120，可那個燈還在后面閃著。
"What in hell am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "I’ve had a tough shift and this is my last pull over. I don’t feel like more paperwork，so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before you can go”
“我到底在干什么呀!”他突然想到了什么，馬上把車停在了路旁。警察走了過來，二話沒說就拿走了他的駕照，然后看了看駕照和車說:“我上晚班已很累了，這是我最后一次叫停車。你要是能給我一個我從來沒聽過的借口，說明你為什么開這快車，我就不再做什么記錄了，你就可以離開。”
“Last week my wife ran off with a cop,” The man said "and I was afraid you were trying to give her back!”
“上星期我的妻子和一個警察跑了，”男的說，“我還以為你追我，是想把我妻子還給我呢!”
"Have a nice night,” said the officer.
警察說:“過一個愉快的夜晚。”
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