外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹216：餐館里(中英)
A Texan, a Russian and a New Yorker go into a restaurant in London. The waiter says, "Excuse me, but if you wanted the steak you might not get one as there is a shortage.”
一個德州人、一個俄國人和一個紐約人一起進了倫敦的一家餐館里，服務員說:“打擾一下，如果您哪位想點牛排，我想我們無法滿足您，因為現在缺貨。”
The Texan said, "What's a shortage?"
德州人問:“缺貨是什么意思?”
The Russian said，"What's a steak?"
俄國人問:“牛排是什么意思?”
The New Yorker said, "What’s excuse me?"
美國人問:“打擾一下是什么意思?”
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