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第1416期英語笑話 Where is the father?父親在哪兒?

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英語笑話帶翻譯:兄弟倆正在看畫,畫中只有媽媽和孩子,沒有爸爸,于是哥哥大膽的猜測,畫是爸爸畫的,忘了把自己畫進去了。Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
兄弟倆在看一些漂亮的油畫。

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
“看,”哥哥說,“這些畫多漂亮呀!”

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
“是啊,”弟弟說道,“可是在所有這些畫中,只有媽媽和孩子。那爸爸去哪兒了呢?”

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
哥哥想了會兒,然后解釋道:“很明顯,他當時正在畫這些畫唄。”

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