第1415期英語笑話 你是不是踩漏了一級臺階？
Mr. Brown was reading his evening paper when there came a tremendous banging down the stairs. He jumped up, ran to the hall, and discovered his schoolboy son sprawled on the floor.
布朗先生在看晚報，忽然傳來一陣什么東西從樓上摔下來的響聲。他跳了起來，跑到廳里，發現自己上了學的兒子四角朝天地躺在地上。
Did you miss a step? asked his dad.
你是不是踩漏了一級臺階？爸爸問。
No, I caught every blessed one! came the bitter answered.
不，我每一級都撞上了，一級也沒有漏掉！兒子痛苦地回答。
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