看笑話學英語31:I Could Just Scream我只能尖叫
聽笑話學英語31:I Could Just Scream 我只能尖叫
牙醫在請求一個病人：“幫個忙好嗎？你能不能盡你所能發出最響亮、最凄厲痛苦的尖叫”？
病人說：“為什么？這次其實不算糟糕啊。”
牙醫說：“現在候診室的病人實在太多，而我不想錯過4點的球賽”。
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