Farmer Joke(9)

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　　A farmer and his wife had just woken up one morning to the crowing of their rooster. While still in bed，the farmer‘s wife says，“Pa，you know our neighbor Mr. Jones？”

　　“Yes Ma，I reckon I do，”replied the sleepy farmer.“Well，every morning before he leaves the house for work，he gives his wife a big ol‘kiss. Why don’t you ever do that？”

　　The farmer sighed and said，“Well，I reckon I can，but I just don‘t know her very well.”

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