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孿生龍蝦
我當(dāng)演員取得成功后，想在媽媽面前炫耀一番。于是，我?guī)е嚼咕S加斯的凱撒宮去吃飯。在菜譜中有道菜是“孿生龍蝦――45美元。”
“你為什么不點(diǎn)那個(gè)呢，媽?zhuān)俊蔽覇?wèn)道：“我知道你很喜歡吃龍蝦了。”
她滿眼狐疑地看著我，然后搖了搖頭。“他們?cè)趺粗浪鼈兇_實(shí)是孿生的呢？”
Twin Lobsters
Once I had achieved success as an entertainer， I wanted to impress my Mom. I brought her to Las Vegas for dinner at Caesar's Palace. Among other items， the menu listed “Twin Lobsters - $45.”
“Why don't you order that， Mom？” I asked. “I know how much you like lobster.”
She looked at me with the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. “How do they know they're really twins？”
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