英語笑話:上帝的畫像
"I'm going to draw a picture of God," a four-year-old girl said to her teacher.
一個4歲的女孩對老師說:“我要畫一幅上帝的畫像。”
"But nobody knows what God looks like," the teacher said.
老師說:“可誰也不知道上帝長什么模樣。”
"They will know when I've finished," came the reply.
“等我畫好后,他們就會知道的。“小女孩回答說。英語 笑話 幽默
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