他就咬我一口我這手都快斷了
An elderly woman brought her little child to the dentist. She went into the dentist's room and told him:"Please do your job gently because my child is very frightened. He gets frightened very easily."
The dentist said to her, "Don't be scared, you don't have to worry. I just have to give him an anesthetic injection, and then he won't be aware even if ten of his teeth are extracted." She said, "Oh! Just extract one, not ten!" The mother then said, "Oh! That's very good, I can leave everything to you, and I'll wait outside because I'm also very scared. I dare not stay here to look."
She then went to take a seat outside. Before sitting down, there was a sound from inside, a very loud scream that deafened the ears. Immediately she ran inside and scolded the doctor, "Hey! Just now you said that after the injection he wouldn't feel anything. You cheated me! You made my child suffer. He can't bear it anymore, from the way he screamed, and you say you are a doctor!"
The dentist then said, "It's not like that, he is not the one who screamed, it was me! I just wanted to touch his tooth just now and he bit me. My hand is nearly broken."
一個上歲數的女人帶著小孩去看牙齒，她走進牙醫辦公室，跟牙醫說：“麻煩你動作輕一點，因為我這孩子特別害怕，他很容易給嚇著。”
牙醫對她說：“別怕，你不用擔心。我只要給他打針麻藥，完了就算拔掉他十顆牙，他都沒感覺。”女人說：“嘿，只拔一顆啊，不是十顆！”這當媽的接著又說：“嗯，那還挺好，我就可以全交給你了，我會在外邊等著，因為我也挺害怕的，不敢呆這兒瞧著。”
說完她在門外找了個座兒，還沒坐下，里邊就傳出一個聲音，一個特大的尖叫聲，能把耳朵震聾了。她立馬跑進去，把醫生尅了一通：“喂！剛才你說打完針他就啥也感覺不到了，你耍我啊！你把我孩子弄疼了，聽他這叫的，他都受不了了，虧你還說是個大夫！”
牙醫趕緊說：“這事不像你說的那樣，叫的那人不是他，是我！剛才我正要碰下他的牙，他就咬我一口，我這手都快斷了。”
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