舔的是食指
First-year students at a Medical School were receiving their first anatomy（解剖學） class with a real dead human body. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.
The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important qualities as a doctor. The first is that you are not disgusted by anything involving the human body." For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them calmly and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention...."
醫學院一年級的學生們，迎來了他們第一堂用到真人尸體的解剖學課程。他們都聚在擺放著尸體的手術臺周圍，尸體用白被單蓋著。
教授一上課就告誡他們：“在醫學領域，作為一名醫生必須擁有兩項重要品質。 第一項是你不能對跟死尸有關的任何事感到厭惡。”為了舉例，教授撤掉被單，把手指插入尸體的肛門，拔出后又伸進自己嘴里。“往前站，照著做一遍。”他對學生們說。
學生們全傻了，磨蹭了幾分鐘，最后還是挨個兒把手指插進尸體肛門并舔了舔。
等所有人都做完，教授淡定地瞧著他們，并告誡他們：“第二項最重要的品質就是觀察力。我插進去的是中指，而舔的是食指。現在要學會集中注意力……”
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