英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話11.21
JOLE:
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."
"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.
Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive."
"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"
譯文:
一個(gè)男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進(jìn)了醫(yī)院。他的妻子站在他的床前對(duì)醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“我想他傷得很厲害。”
醫(yī)生說(shuō)：“恐怕他已經(jīng)死了。”
聽(tīng)到醫(yī)生的話，這個(gè)男人轉(zhuǎn)動(dòng)著頭說(shuō)：“我沒(méi)死，我還活著。”
妻子說(shuō)：“安靜，醫(yī)生比你懂得多。”
Exercises:
根據(jù)短文回答下列問(wèn)題：
在這一個(gè)問(wèn)題上，誰(shuí)知道得更多？
練習(xí)答案：
當(dāng)然不是醫(yī)生啦。
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