外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹99：一分之差(中英)

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Hanging in the hallway at Whites high school in Wabash, are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year一 "62一63"，"63一64”，“64一65” , etc.

位于印第安納州瓦巴西懷茲中學，在這里地門廳處懸掛著過去四十年間該校籃球隊的照片，每幅照片前排中間的隊員手里舉著一個籃球，上面表明年份—"62 -63"，"63一64"，“64一65”等等。

One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said，“isn’t it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

一天，我看到一名新生在很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉過身來，說道:“多奇怪啊，這些隊都是以一份之差輸掉的!”

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