外國(guó)最新英語(yǔ)幽默笑話精粹69：船長(zhǎng)與大副(中英)
The first mate was found to be drunk one day and that day it happened to be the captain’s turn to write in the ship' s log so he wrote: The first mate was drunk today.
一天大副喝酒喝得大醉，這天正好輪到船長(zhǎng)記航行日志。他寫道:大副今天喝醉了。
He begged and pleaded to the captain to remove that entry but the captain argued that once an entry was made in the company’s Log it couldn’t be deleted. 'The first mate decided to get even. The next time when it was the first mate's turn to write in the log, he wrote: The captain was sober today.
大副苦苦哀求船長(zhǎng)不要把這個(gè)寫進(jìn)去，但是船長(zhǎng)說(shuō)一旦寫進(jìn)了航海日記就不能刪去了。大副因此決定要對(duì)船長(zhǎng)進(jìn)行報(bào)復(fù)。當(dāng)輪到大副記航海日志的時(shí)候，他寫道:船長(zhǎng)今天是清醒的。
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