結(jié)婚是幻想戰(zhàn)勝了智慧。
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
結(jié)婚是幻想戰(zhàn)勝了智慧,二婚是希望戰(zhàn)勝了經(jīng)驗(yàn)。
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