雙語習題簿11.22
JOKE：
As I serviced an alarm system at a jewelry store recently, the saleswoman let me know that the store was having a 20% off sale.
"I bet your girlfriend would love it if you bought her something," she suggested.
"I don't have a girlfriend," I answered.
"No girlfrend?"
"No, my wife won't let me."
譯文：
最近，當我在一家珠寶店維修警報系統的時候，一位女售貨員告訴我這家店正進行20%的打折活動。
她建議我說“我打賭如果你買些東西給你女友的話她一定會喜歡的。”
“沒有女友？”
“是的，我媳婦不讓。”Exercises:
Exercises:
根據短文回答下列問題：
故事中的男人是好男人嗎？
練習答案：
當然是啦，要聽老婆的話。哈哈！
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