看笑話學英語76:A Tough Teacher強悍的老師
76:A Tough Teacher
聽笑話學英語76:強悍的老師
A school teacher friend of mine injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.
我有一位作教師的朋友弄傷了他的背，因此上身不得不穿石膏罩。
On his first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he was assigned to teach the most undisciplined class.
開學的第一天，他的身上還穿著石膏罩。他被分派教最不守紀律的班級。
Stepping confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible.
他很自信的步入亂哄哄的教室，把窗子盡可能大的打開。
Just then, a strong breeze made his tie flap.
就在這時，一陣強風把他的領帶吹得飄起來。
Trying to fix the tie , he took a blackboard eraser and hammered a large tack through his tie into his chest.
為了固定領帶，他拿起黑板擦把一個大頭釘透過領帶砸入他的胸膛。那學期在他的課上，沒有不守紀律的。
英語單詞短語學習：
1 Tough
adj. 堅韌的
v. 變堅韌；變頑強；變困難
Eg:Months of walking barefoot had toughened his feet.
數月的赤腳行走已使他的雙腳變得堅硬。
短語
toughened polystyrene 韌化聚苯乙烯 ; 韌性聚苯乙烯
Toughened caustic 硝酸鉀銀
Physically toughened 這種韌化玻璃只裂不碎
Toughened Feet 鐵腳板
toughened g 本公司供應鋼化玻璃視聽柜
toughened modification 增韌改性
toughened grass 鋼化玻璃 ; 安全玻璃
Toughened Soul 靈魂強化 ; 增韌靈魂
toughened paper 硬質濾紙
2 assign
vt. 分配；指派；[計][數] 賦值
vi. 將財產過戶（尤指過戶給債權人）
eg：When I taught, I would assign a topic to children that they would write about.
教書時，我會給孩子們布置個寫作題。
短語
Assign Controller 分配控制器 ; 指定控制器 ; 賦給控制器 ; 分配節制器
assign to 指派 ; 分配給 ; 分配 ; 責任人
Assign credits 分配點數 ; 分配你的點數 ; 更改交換點數的比例
Assign Outline 指定輪廓線 ; 賦予輪廓線
assign position 分派位置 ; 分派地位
automatically assign 自動指定 ; 自動分配
assign keys 調整鍵位
assign render 指定渲染器 ; 單擊指定襯著器
Assign Until 可指定代理期限
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