測試聽力--雙語幽默笑話
on a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?"
在一個鄉村路上，一警察讓這個農民靠邊停車，說：“先生，你意識到你的妻子在幾公里前從車上掉下去了嗎？”
to which the farmer replied: "thank god, i thought i had gone deaf!"
農民回答說：“感謝上帝，我還以為我聾了呢！”
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