英語(yǔ)幽默笑話(huà)大全時(shí)尚生活篇03：霓裳炫影(雙語(yǔ)閱讀)

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Unit3 Fashionable Clothing 霓裳炫影

When a village fool blossomed out all of a sudden in new clothes,the neighbors wondered at his property.
村子里的白癡突然發(fā)了大財(cái)，穿上了新衣服，鄰居們對(duì)他的暴富感到很驚奇。

A:What's happened to you?
你做了什么事？

B:1 won the first prize in the lottery.
我中了頭彩。

A:How did you come to guess the luck number?
你是怎么猜中幸運(yùn)號(hào)碼的？

B:Well, three times running I dreamed of seven; so I figured it out that three times seven are twenty-four, and I bought ticket number 24 I won the first prize.
哦，我做夢(mèng)夢(mèng)見(jiàn)了7這個(gè)號(hào)碼三次。于是我算出7的3倍是24．于是我買(mǎi)了號(hào)碼是24的彩票。這張票中了頭彩。

A:NVhy, you blamed fool, three times seven is twenty-one, not twenty-four.
哎呀，你這個(gè)該死的傻瓜，7的3倍是21不是24。

B:Is that so? Well, twenty-four won, anyway.
是這樣嗎？哦，不管怎么說(shuō)，24中了。

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