趣味圖片英語笑話：Einstein 愛因斯坦（雙語）
if einstein had been a dog
如果愛因斯坦是只狗
according to the laws of newton, time and space are absolute, created by god and beyond discussion
根據牛頓定律，時間和空間是決定的，由上帝創造毋庸置疑
why is that dog barking so much!? i want to hear this!
為什么這個狗叫這么多！？我想聽這些！
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