外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹112：我這是在哪兒？(中英)

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Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his holidays, but then last year he thought," I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spain, and they like it very much, so this year I’m going to go there too.

蘭特住在英格蘭的一座小鎮(zhèn)上，假期總是呆在國內。但是去年，他想:“我從未出過國。我所有的朋友都去西班牙度假，都覺得那兒很不錯，今年我也要去那兒一趟。”

First he went to Madrid and stayed in a small hotel for a few days. On the first morning he went out for a walk. In England people drive on the left, but in Spain they drive on the right. Nat forgot about this, and while he was crossing a busy street, a bicycle knocked him down.

他首先去了馬德里，在一家小旅館呆了幾天。第一天上午，他出去逛逛。在英國，人們是靠左行駛，但在西班牙是靠右。蘭特忘記了這點。他在過一條車輛擁擠的街道時，被一輛自行車撞倒在地。

Nat lay on the ground for a few seconds and then he sat up and said: "Where am I?" An old man was selling maps at the side of the street, and he at once came to Nat and said，..said, Map of the city, sir?"

蘭特在地上躺了幾秒鐘，然后坐起來說:“我這是在哪兒?”一位老人正在街道旁邊賣地圖，他立即走到蘭特跟前說:“買張交通圖，先生?”

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