英文笑話:Bill, AL and Bill

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　　Bill Clinton， Bill Gates， and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. They`re up in heaven， and God`s sitting on the great white throne. God addressed Al first.

　　"Al， what do you believe in？"

　　Al replied， "Well， I believe that the combustion engine is evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used，the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we`ll all die." God thinks for a second and said "Okay， I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."

　　God then addresses Bill Clinton. "Bill， what do you believe in？"

　　Bill Clinton replies， "Well， I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people`s pain." God thinks for a second and says

　　"Okay， that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."

　　God then address Bill Gates. "Bill Gates， what do you believe in？"

　　Bill Gates said， "I believe you`re in my chair."

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