外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹111：多少錢？(中英)

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It was winter, and Mrs. Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for everything and to carry her parcels. They went to a lot of shops, and Mrs. Hermann bought a lot of things. She often stopped and said , "Look，Joe! Isn' t that beautiful !”

冬天就要來了，荷曼太太想采購一大堆的東西，所以她就一直等到周六丈夫有空的時(shí)候，她拖著他去商店付錢連帶拎包裹。他們?nèi)チ嗽S多家商店，荷曼太太買了很多很多東西。她經(jīng)常停下腳步說:“看，喬伊!那個(gè)多漂亮!”

He then answered, "All right, dear, How much is it?" And took his money out to pay for it.

他總是回答:“好吧!親愛的，多少錢?”然后掏錢去付款。

It was dark when they came out of the last shop, and Mr. Hermann was tired and thinks about other things，like a nice drink by the side of warm fire at home. Suddenly his wife looked up at the sky and said, "Look at that beautiful moon, Joe!”

他們從最后一家商店出來的時(shí)候夜幕已降臨，荷曼先生己累得筋疲力盡了，他心想著其他事情，比如，在家里暖暖的火爐邊喝著美酒。突然他太太仰望天空，說道:“看，喬伊，多么美的月亮啊!”

Without stopping, Mr. Hermann answered，"All right, dear, how much is it?”

荷曼先生不假思索地答道:“好吧，親愛的，多少錢?”

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