趣味圖片英語笑話：One Direction 單向組合（雙語）
Could you please leave? Your wrinkles and grey hair totally remind us of our own mortality ... And then it's like so hard to focus on discussing how awesome One Direction is ....
你能離開嗎?你的皺紋和白頭發(fā)完全提醒著我們自己的死亡……然后就不可能重點(diǎn)討論如何敬畏單向組合....
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